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Saturday, September 16th, 2006
1:08 am	( My Interests Collage! ) Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424 (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
7:34 pm	update update!!!teehee Current Mood: cranky Current Music: hanke (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
2:59 pm	5. What are you labelled most often?: kelly osborne, ha. the occasional "you are so emo" but i prefer "cheeta hunter" 6. Do you label others, yet you are UNAWARE of it until now?: of course i do 7. Prove your originality! Name 10 things that make you .. you. 1.) i have never seen american idol 2.) i have sympathy for seashells that no one picks up 3) when you say list 10 things, i list 3 11. What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?: told me to grow up, thanks ashley king 17. Name 5 things you hope to always remember that happened in the last six months. 1.) the secret waterfalls that emily and i discovered 2.) flipping my kayak 3.) making love in a field 4.) breaking my toe 5.) completing my damn senior project 24. What kinds of dreams do you have?: ones that i cannot even begin to pick apart, i usually think about them for days 25. Have you ever been.. in love?: nope 26. If you were to have a shotgun wedding tomorrow, who would you marry?: joshua 28. Give us three memorable lyrics from your favorite songs. 1.) people say friends don't destroy one another, what do they know about friends? "game shows touch our lives" -the mountain goats 2.)and its not like i can't stand to see you with another man, i just don't wanna see good love fall into the wrong hands "the wrong hands" -jens lekman 3.) and to see me made her awful sad, and to touch me made her awful sad, and to see me made her awful and to touch me made her awful "oedipus" -regina spektor 29. What's one thing you've done in your life that you want people to know about?: 30. Name 5 nice things that a boy, or boys, have done for you. 1.) been the object of my platonic affections 2.) printed me a ying yang twins shirt 3.) looked up to me and wore leather jackets 4.) said "lickety split" 5.) drank out of a beeker? yes, that was just for me 32. How many times has your reputation been dragged through the mud?: several times, i am sure 34. Are there any movies that bring you to tears, without fail, each time?:eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, american beauty 35. What color are your eyes?: green 36. Name the ten songs you've listened to most recently. 1.) rilo kiley-the execution of all things 2.) stars-one more night 3.) camper van beethoven-all her favorite fruit 4.) jens lekman-the wrong hands 5.) pulp-do you remember the first time? 6.) belle and sebastian-seeing other people 7.) fiona apple-sleep to dream 8.) stars-the big fight 9.) pedro the lion-bad diary days 10.) wilco-atleast thats what you said 37. Have you ever memorized a celebrity's birthday and celebrated it?:no, but sabrina the teenage witch has my birthday, and i pretend to celebrate my own, but oh, i am celebrating hers, my own little pagan holiday 38. Do you like Death Cab For Cutie?:yes. what of it? 39. How long will you wait for sex?: until marriage of course 40. Say something you've always wanted to say to the following people: Your Mother: i love you, thanks for sticking with me. p.s. feed lorna something of nutritional value, Your Father: can we get past it? i miss you Your Best Friend: i forgive you, bumblebee yr Ex: (see "your best friend" above) 44. Have you ever not been true to yourself to please someone else?: yes 45. What's one completely pointless memory that sticks in your mind?:a tick on the cat, crying in the backseat of lisa's jeep when rebecca told me i was rude 46. When you last cried, what was the reason?: i don't remember the last time 47. Name four things you want to accomplish in your life. 1.) discover 2.) make love 3.) write poems 4.) take pictures 48. How different are you from last year?: pretty damn different 51. Name your five favorite bands. 1.) the mountain goats 2.) pulp 3.) pink floyd 4.) atmosphere 5.) sufjan stevens 55. Name five things that remind you of someone you love. 1.) lipstick 2.) dandelions 3.) skin 4.) anything humid 5.) tori amos 56. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if you would have TALKED to a former crush instead of avoiding them?: no 57. Remember Question 51? Now name the five bands you have most recently listened to and see how many of them match up. 1.)ben folds 2.) ani difranco 3.) sonic youth 4.) granddaddy 5.) pj harvey 58. What do you think about your life so far?: thumbs up (Comment on this)
Friday, June 2nd, 2006
10:38 pm	gd i hope i can pass high school first grade: i was obsessed with starting "a band", i drew pictures in my class journal of several characters with the same ridiculous haircut, and labeled them "sam,russell,alex and keri" once, while at the mall with my mother, i saw a black shirt that said "NO FEAR" and i thought that was the coolest thing ever, so i would paint it everyday when we had post-reading time in class. the assistant teacher asked me if i had made that up all by myself. i told her yes. this was the "pet rock" era, i bought one from school for 10 cents.i am still fascinated by the concept of an abiotic pet. mom came into class and read a book about 10 bears jumping on a bed. we all closed our eyes on st. patricks day and candy magically appeared in a jar. i questioned the existance of leprochauns. growing up just means becoming more skeptical. some kids told me about bloody mary, and lighting a candle in the bathroom and calling upon her three times while spinning. this terrified me beyond anyting. i can still imagine what her face must have looked like in my bathroom mirror. yet, days after my mother had talked to the teacher about how much it horrified me, i was asking the kids to tell me more. i thought i was cool because i had a pen-pal in third grade. i met her once, she had curly hair and glasses. she was plump and sweet and shiny like a plum. i don't recall her name. we had to read one book a day before free time. i always chose "i hate spinach" about a hispanic little boy in a grocery store, telling the reader that he basically likes every food other than spinach, because it was the shortest book on the shelf. the teacher resented me for this, i believe. for mother's day, we colored on styrofoam cups with magic markers and put them in the microwave to make interesting broaches for our moms. mom still has hers. i spent much time in the dogwood tree, trying to carve an outline of simba. second grade: i moved in with aunt karen and uncle jason. mom had just gotten a divorce and was dating a man named ken who carved wood and was bald. mom associated him with frogs and i once threw quite a tantrum at a mall when she was buying a porcelain frog. mom couldn't handle me, i yelled and cussed at her and locked myself in the bathroom to bite myself and look at my teen beat magazines. and so, on the front pugh at church, miss judy told me that i was going to live with aunt karen, i just kind of understood. aunt karen and uncle jason had just been married, but i slept on a mattress on the floor in their bedroom because i was afraid of my big cedar bed, my big cedar room, shadows that could be spiders or demons or intruders. i eventually slept in my room, after about 8 months of laying awake in their room, tracing the floral patterns on the wall by the light of the moon, and the tacky angel shaped nightlight. i went on a field trip with my class. it was very hot and my sleeves were long. i still had bite marks. i got one very terrible whipping for doing this. i don't remember ever doing it again after that. on a kind of saturday outing, we went to the fish hatchery, my thumb was slammed in the jeep door, and it was all purple. aunt karen bought a can drink to put on it, and marcie drank it afterwords. my "boyfriend" would bring me his mother's jewelry. we got busted once, and the teacher told us that we didn't know what love was. of course we didn't. i still don't know. i took rabbit to school with me one day and mrs. keiffer sent home a note that said "no toys" and i asked aunt karen if she had used "excited marks" i wrote a page in a steno pad about clouds for an assignment. i had a misconception about the formation of clouds. i thought that we made them when we breathed cold air. the assistant teacher crossed it all out in red. i hated her for that, and a couple of years later she died of cancer. i felt horrible. i ate a lot, and gained 25 pounds in one school year. third grade: i liked hanson and disco party music. i was obsessed with marshall holcombe.he had a shirt that said "sex" on it, and he was so cool. he liked the beatles and was just unnaturally cute. after a week long revival, i thought i saw demons in my room one night, it didn't bother me. fourth grade: i ran for the president of the class against jacob nardi and lost miserably. i cried and accused him of bribary because he gave people warheads. by this time i had become very religious in the " Noah built the ark" sense. a young faith, not yet defined, just pressured really. aunt karen had told me about what will happen to the sinners when jesus comes back, and i didn't want that to happen to me. i made tally marks on the back of my clipboard for everytime i heard a cuss word in class. i got glasses for reading. we made bread and puppets and i was abraham lincoln #1 in the class play. aunt karen and i were driving on cane creek road and a large tree fell on a car about 15 ft. away from us. i was traumatized. i was 15 ft. away from death. (stayed tuned for 5th through 12th grade.) (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 1st, 2006
6:40 pm	i'm not sorry there's nothing to say i rode through the riverside cemetary with emily today and thought "if i died what would happen to my myspace?" i am really trying to discern what is important, and most things just aren't. how comforting that is. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
12:10 am	i'm your one way street (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 21st, 2006
9:58 pm	well, i'm 18. i can place personal ads and order blender lamps and/or lent rollers. something happened to my neck and i am very limited in the movement of my head. such detrimental physical adversities can become your disposition. it is kind of obnoxious. i went out with brittany and heather tonight, we went to urban burrito and talked about secret societies and lingerie parties then brittany bought me a fish and i talked to the cats and the fatty hampsters. heather told me that i was sweet, and i want to take a picture of her because she looks like a blythe doll. a lot is happening that isn't appropriate to mention in a weblog entry. get to know me or get over it. Current Mood: sore Current Music: elliot smith (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
2:01 pm	i don't talk fast, y'all just listen slow LJ Interests meme results beauty: it is everywhere. once i was drinking a cup of coffee and i had to slam it down and struggle to get my winter coat on to catch the school bus. it was one of the most beautiful moments of my life. creativity: the best word that ends with "vity" ever. let me be destroyed before i stop creating.yes, cooler than cavity. flowers: oooh especially yellow ones. yellow roses smell sickly sweet when they are drying. sunflowers remind me of my grandfather. growing up: i just recenty grew up enough to love another person more than i love myself. that says a lot. love: well, considering that it is all i need, it is kind of interesting. even eljay interesting. photo developing: one of the most amazing experiences in the whole wide world.i squeeked and eeked and jumped around when i saw the image begin to appear. it is a beautiful thing, really. sarcasm: ahhh angers nonchalant cousin. this is how i express my occasional contempt for the world and the people in it without hitting things. slamchannel: this website is "the poetry slam central." karyna mcglynn and derreck brown make me shiver. the golden girls: thank you for being a friend, golden girls. this is the only television show that my grandmother and myself could watch together and be content. willy wonka conspiracy theories: i have/had a theory that willie wonka represents the angel of death, and the children represent original sins. i.e. augustus gloop:glutany, mike teevee:sloth--- etc. Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list. also, last night i dreamt i bought skeleton cuff-links that said "pray before you die" Current Mood: peaceful (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
7:49 pm	ריבקאה (Comment on this)
Thursday, February 23rd, 2006
7:37 pm	today was really nice. i got to spend the entire day with people that i really enjoy being around. everything was so familiar: marble floors, naked technical classrooms, red clothing, and brittany. she was so familiar today. david and i had a fun time with the word "cunt" and he fed me grapes.we won first place at regionals because we were alone in our category. mr. sugg was as amusing as usual, with his birmingham voice and round teeth.justinee' came in this morning eating some kind of fruit medley and i told her a knock knock joke and then she just kind of left. sometimes i am so devoid of endearment, i almost surprise myself. almost. let's see just how many names i can drop here. nicole told me that jealousy wasn't my color. it just happens to be my favorite. i can feel it behind my eyes. this is the kind of thing that eats away at Shakespearean protagonists. Current Mood: envious Current Music: cat power-metal heart (Comment on this)
Monday, February 20th, 2006
4:09 pm	dear aunt sally let's forget the order of operations all that pales in comparison to your pure, white heat the unprecedented force that pulls me into you and pushes me forth- into darkness, into all that is familiar & unknown. Current Mood: content (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 5th, 2006
1:37 pm	look at that, we're throwing off sparks my seven year old brother makes up the best jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Apple Apple Who? Why are there worms inside me? [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<i'm>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] my seven year old brother makes up the best jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Apple Apple Who? Why are there worms inside me? <i'm writing a poem, it should be up soon> Current Mood: lookin for lonliness Current Music: the mountain goats-the oceanographer's (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
8:17 pm	no really, get that dirt of your shoulder. -i have a new found fondness for the word "hottie". i don't know if i'm kidding or not. -i have eaten two candy bars today, and i feel like Evelyn couch. "i'm older and i have more insurance." -microscopes are officially my babydaddy. i especially like looking at strands of my hair. - i got to spend my early morning time with emily, and we had a instrumental shin battle(?) she is one of my favorite people ever. -i got to play afterschool with some of my friends. ya know smokin cigs and fixin our makeup, the usual. bekah: i'll leave my el jacketo out here me: wow, i didn't know you were bilingual -mrs. goree did her "marvin the martian voice" I have to get back in the habit of capitalizing things. Current Mood: hahaha Current Music: well, obviously (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 29th, 2006
12:56 pm	i'm not sorry there's nothing to say Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait? Current Mood: bitchy Current Music: stars-your ex-lover is dead (Comment on this)
Friday, January 27th, 2006
5:26 pm	How selfish of you to believe in the meaning i'm fucking sick of the word "eventually" so, next thursday after school, J-Lo are going to walk over to the great wall. and then walk to the grocery store to buy a pear. i thought we might take pictures together, like the kinda pictures i used to take with my bff back in 6th grade with a disposable camera and someones very obvious arm stretched to hold the camera, jaws clinched, talking through your teeth. only different. i have found so many obnoxious pictures like that through the years. my bffs were always badassses or something, girls who wore makeup and started smoking when they were 8. and come to think of it, these pictures won't be nearly as obnoxious. i haven't felt like this in 3 years. the desperation of it, the boring classes, and the weather in identity crisis. it is so strange to look at a person and understand that you will never not know them. i could elaborate on this, but it would be annoying and crammed to the rafters with shallow high school oriented examples. allz i know is i'm pretty content with where i'm at. no more eventually. i say NOW. -(i'm still) Keri Parker Current Mood: quixotic Current Music: cat power-metal heart (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
5:50 pm	you're gonna let him bore your pants off again Current Mood: okay Current Music: pulp-do you remember the first time? (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 23rd, 2006
5:15 pm	fruit jokes. and hopefully one that involves a pear as soon as myself along with someone who will not remain nameless can venture to the grocery store. things are good. never simple. but good. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 19th, 2006
10:51 pm	i'm the governer pete wilson, ya know, the baddest governer to ever grab the mic and go BOOM! things that are exciting and new and impersonal! -my english class is so culturally pleasing -disposable heroes of hiphoprisy and "california uber alles" in particular -the brick testament eeeeek. Current Mood: drained Current Music: disposable heroes of hiphoprisy-california uber alles (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
6:00 pm	i rarely think of you. i think more of revolution; a disease that lurks and purges, cowers beneath personal experience and hides behind bushes, a disobedience that is neither civil nor barbaric; you must have mistaken me for india because i felt you settle into me. and for a moment, i was the distance in your eyes. you came with the rise of a civilization, and you left with the burden of knowing. i rarely think of you i think more of the revolution you bring. Current Music: the mountain goats-source decay (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 14th, 2006
2:36 pm	1. Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs: Ani Difranco 2. Are you male or female: not a pretty girl 3. Describe yourself: self evident 4. How do some people feel about you: soft shoulder 5. How do you feel about yourself:true story of what was 6. Ex boyfriends/girlfriends: out of range 7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush: minerva 8. Describe where you want to be: on every corner 9. Describe how you live: imperfectly 10. Describe how you love: every angle 11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: light of somekind 12. Share a few words of Wisdom: pick yer nose 13. Now say goodbye: you had time (Comment on this)